A hungover Gracious Host leads the gang through conversations about a kidnapping, disgusting cider, the garage cat, and an interesting Craigslist ad.
Hold My K.C.W.
Join the gang this week as the go over the bullet points of a contentious family meeting, Yams waiting until he became a grandfather to turn into a frat boy, and a grocery list.
Hold My Tropic Lust (what did she ever do?)
Toon has a hate boner for the queen and Yams's neighbors have a boner of a different verity.
Hold My Masturbation Recipient Part II
Join the gang as they wrap up their first ever true parter! B-Rad went on a pub crawl, the gang can't remember a movie, and you can learn how to avoid being killed by a serial murderer!
Hold My Masturbation Recipient Part I
Due to Yams and Toon being out of town next weekend, the gang called an audible and sat down long enough for Hold My Beer’s first ever true two-parter! In the first half, Danny found a portable pub and bought whisky for the beer review. Then the guys play password for the first time with hilarious results! Enjoy, and join us next Wednesday for part two of this wonderful episode.
Hold My Blood Road
The gang talk bible verses, a haunted road, and pro wrestling!
Hold My Moose Skates
Toon comes in with one of the oddest and, honestly, most disgusting tales the gang has heard in a while. Danny has a list of animals some random guy named Dave thinks he can beat in one-on-one combat, and a story of a man on a meth-fueled adventure! So send a pic of your genitals to a loved one and enjoy this week's episode of H.M.B.!
Not Hold My Beer XXX
Yams starts off with some sad news this week! That makes things a little awkward when Danny tells everyone he has a whole bag of porn parodies.