Chris has a sleep walking experience and Shayna joins the group to discuss how someone she knows tried to hire several fathers.
Hold My Big Voodoo Babby Daddy
The gang go over the loss of Coolio, sports, and what music they would ban!
Hold My Moose Skates
Toon comes in with one of the oddest and, honestly, most disgusting tales the gang has heard in a while. Danny has a list of animals some random guy named Dave thinks he can beat in one-on-one combat, and a story of a man on a meth-fueled adventure! So send a pic of your genitals to a loved one and enjoy this week's episode of H.M.B.!
331: Hold My Bane
On the dumpster fire of an episode, the gang fight with malfunctioning equipment, to talk about a woman and her Pokemon cards, old episodes, too many local businesses, Chris becoming Bane, a funeral home, and odd sex toys.
323: Pass That Bitten Turtle
B-rad returns this week with old timey news articles about crazy animals, Danny can't finish a story, and Chris and Toon describe the plot to Home Alone 2!
321: Hold My Prostidudes
Need a dude to do dude things? Hire the HMB gang! They can yell you through almost any situation!
319: Hold My Gross Vampire
Nick makes his return this week as the gang discuss a lady that is secretly feeding her boyfriend her menstrual blood, that leads to that gangs own experiences tampering with other people's food and so much more!
310: Hold My Barf Bag
Toon finally returns home from Las Vegas, but he didn't come alone, he brought disgusting snacks back with him! Throw in a hitman killed by an older woman, beer bread, and more seaman than anyone should talk about, and you've got this week’s episode of H.M.B.