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Hold My Moose Skates

Toon comes in with one of the oddest and, honestly, most disgusting tales the gang has heard in a while. Danny has a list of animals some random guy named Dave thinks he can beat in one-on-one combat, and a story of a man on a meth-fueled adventure! So send a pic of your genitals to a loved one and enjoy this week's episode of H.M.B.!

331: Hold My Bane

On the dumpster fire of an episode, the gang fight with malfunctioning equipment, to talk about a woman and her Pokemon cards, old episodes, too many local businesses, Chris becoming Bane, a funeral home, and odd sex toys.

319: Hold My Gross Vampire

Nick makes his return this week as the gang discuss a lady that is secretly feeding her boyfriend her menstrual blood, that leads to that gangs own experiences tampering with other people's food and so much more!

310: Hold My Barf Bag

Toon finally returns home from Las Vegas, but he didn't come alone, he brought disgusting snacks back with him! Throw in a hitman killed by an older woman, beer bread, and more seaman than anyone should talk about, and you've got this week’s episode of H.M.B.