Danny finds out his father wanted to be more like the Big Show, and Chris had an innocent dream about a grandma that the gang ruin.
Hold My Stein
Danny brings in gifts that belonged to his father, discuss what men should never do, Devil penis, a crowded baby shower, and a wedding they attended.
Hold My Appetizm
Toon forced Danny to watch episode one, season one, of Love on the Spectrum. Three-fourths of the table enjoyed it, Danny did not. Also, where are the owls?
Hold My Cold Call
The gang yell at Danny for bringing up dark subjects out of no where and then break down some pedo hunter videos Chris found on the internet.
Hold My Pretty Bird
HMB returns to discuss a police officer shooting at some one because an acorn hit his car, a doctor botching a child birth in the most disturbing way, and a far more wholesome Jellyroll concert.
Hold My Three Kings
Three kings arrive to drop some frankincense, buy gifts for Joe Montana, worship the Thasians, and much more. All for the sake of a baby with a full set of adult teeth.
Hold My Zombies
It's time, once again, for the HMB gang to delve into the world of role playing! How many wrestling moves can Chris do on some zombies? How confused will Toon get? How cool will B-Rad look? What will find it's way into Yams's mouth?
Hold My Memory Road
Chris gets grossed out by Pokemon, a mom and a son find each other, and Danny found notes from the early years of HMB!