drinking

Hold My Garfield

Kelly, B-Rad, and Yams return for this super-sized episode! The gang do three reviews, read obituaries for animals, and Danny has his mind blown when he finds out he is kind of related to the creator of Garfield.

322: Hold My Astronomicon 5 (God President)

The gang hypothetically smoked a strain called flow this week before recording. This leads the gang to start at the end of the story, forget the middle, and pick sexual acts over personal experience.

311: Hold My Sour Cream (Under Siege)

Chris is concerned because he forgot what sour cream was, Toon brought more odd snacks from around the world to try, and Yams ends an argument with Danny about Steven Segal.

307: Hold My Lineage

Toon is back for a week so the gang have a great time talking about sports, a serial killer that stashes dead bodies in shopping carts, a party plane, and Yams' lineage.

306: Hold My Fox

Happy New Year from HMB! Toon is worried about his friends back home, Chris is going to sneak in to Heaven, and Yams played the tuba because a fox told him to.

296: Hold My Horror 6

Danny, Chris, and Yams celebrate one of their favorite holidays as only they would. The episode starts with a spider crawling up a penis, moves to Chris discussing some odd activities that went down at his house, and Yams talks about one gross cult! Enjoy, and Happy HMB Halloween!

295: Hold My Cowboy Boots

Toon is off on his honey moon this week so Fat Joey takes his place to discuss the wedding, the fingering, drunk Yams, and a drunk man running over twenty miles in nothing but jeans and cowboy boots!