Danny makes the gang read headlines he found for them, including a bad Hell's Kitchen review, a pretty butt-hole contest, and a man making love under the ocean. Also, Yams's wife and daughter got matching tattoos.
Hold My Ghost Adventure
Ghost Adventures filmed an episode in the gangs home town! Chris also tells tale of a possessed girl that grew up to be a cross-eyed stripper!
Hold My Family-Moon
Three king return this week to discuss what a family-moon is and an absolutely disgusting revenge plot. Then the gang is joined by Shayna to play a lop-sided edition of Password.
Hold My Juice
The gang say fair well to O.J. Simpson, discover how to avoid demonic possession, and Chris is confused by horror movies!
Hold My Gaming Chair
Toon is very excited to talk eclipse conspiracies and then very clearly bored when he reads the truth. The gang discuss conjoined twins and ponder their sex-life, and Chris had a gross encounter at his house involving a gaming chair.
Hold My Egg Salad Sandwich
Yams had to yell at his son, the gang get grossed out by an egg salad sandwich, and one clown gets assaulted while another clown absolutely loves it!
Hold My Werehorse
The gang read more of Jewel's poetry, discover Bloody Mary's Indiana origin, and Danny dreams of being a Werehorse.
Hold My Bouncy Ball (it means no worries)
Chris confuses Dragon Ball Z for the Lion King, Kelly is lost in the deep end, and Danny has a list of odd adult toys.