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243: Hold My Butter Sword

Kelly's back to ruin the fun this week as Danny fails to host the show. Highlights include Chris equipping Kelly with a new weapon, sword cucking, and fake books that we want to be real!

236: Hold My Crucifried Chicken

Toon was absent so Danny did his best to fill the void. The gang discuss the worst cocktails on the internet, ax related crimes, and underground hip-hop.

176: Hold My Area 51

The HMB crew discuss the recent area 51 meme explosion, a son after his father's severed head, pornographic wrestling, and much more on this other worldly episode!

166: Hold My Hipster

What happens when no one really prepares for the show? An all out assault on Gracious Host, apparently... Kick back and enjoy the gang taking jabs at one another while going over e few funny headlines.

151: Hold My Tire Iron

T.J. returns as the crew review a beer that blows their minds, cover some very sexy personal adds, odd dating sites, and most importantly, how they would beat Chris Hanson to death. Kick back and enjoy the smooth sounds of hold my beer.

150: Hold My Ford

The gang go back over Tha Wicked Kitchen after receiving an email. Toon talks drug related crime. Chris hates life and Randy Newman makes his presence felt. Hope you like juggalo news, there's a lot of it in the episode.

149: Hold My Bad Company

The gang discuss drive thru related crimes, what they would do if they fell on hard times and had to preform at children's parties, juggalo news, and what they would do with a three million dollar mansion. Sit back and enjoy this hilarious episode of Hold My Beer... and sorry B-Rad.

148: Hold My Facial

The crew ring in the new year as Chris informs us how celebrities are keeping their good looks. Also, they go over the oddest orders ever placed at a drive-thru, and T.J. goes on about ass parade....